Awkward conversations with non-readers: Part 4

As a comparative literature student and a self-proclaimed book-nerd, I often find myself in situations and conversations with people who do not like to read (at all). These conversation tend to range from very serious to hilarious, and I am sure many of you can relate to these type of situation.  I would like to share and take a look in the world of ‘a reader’, and share one of my stories every week. 

This week’s story outlines a situation that happened a while ago, about a bad very recommendation. 

This might not (at all!) be a surprise.. I spend a lot of time at bookstores. I love to walk along the many bookshelves and add numerous books to my to-read list (which is already way to long). This particular day I was looking at different Star Wars versions of some of Shakespeare’s work. I wondered if I really needed them (Nope! But they looked great and the text appeared to be funny), when one of the barista’s of my favorite coffee place walked in. He waved at me and starts looking around – looking kind of confused. I just decided to put down the Star Wars Shakespeare book (still proud of myself for not buying it!) and walk to the other isles, when I hear the barista ask one of the employees of the bookstore a question:

Barista: I am looking for a birthday gift for my daughter, but I don’t know exactly which book she would like. Can you maybe help me?

Bookstore employee: Yes, sure. Do you know what kind of books she usually reads?

Barista: I guess she is into the usual teenage stuff? She is fourteen years old. I know she loves the once who are kind of scary – with vampires.

As a regular customer at this bookstore, I know all the employees do know a lot about books. However, this one particular guy must not have been that into teenage vampire books or something. Because I see a little fear in his eye, he might not have had a real clue what to exactly answer. Quite frankly, this particular bookstore does sell a lot of books about history and science, maybe that was the bookstore employees genre.

I did get a little curious about his answer, so I faked interest in a book that I had already read and try to overhear what he was saying. After a few minutes, the bookstore employee recovered himself.

Bookstore employee: I think she would like this one by Sophie Kinsella. Also, I have a lot of similar once on that table.

(He pointed to a nearby table full of chick flicks. I could see he was hoping to just sell the barista that Sophie Kinsella book and be done with it)

Bookstore employee: But, I think she would definitely like this particular one.

At that point I was ready to help the poor barista (I saw his daughter once at the coffee place, and I was sure she would not like like chick flicks AT ALL). But I didn’t have to.

Barista: I think she has already read that one. I think I saw her reading it. I am going to take a look at that table. Thanks for helping me!

He walked straight to the table and I followed him.

Me: I think you should try that side of store.

I pointed him to the YA side of the store.

Barista: Thank you! That guy had no clue what he was talking about! Even I know my fourteen year old vampire loving daughter would not like those womanly books.

I told him which books I think she would like and left the bookstore. A few days later I went to get some coffee and he told me his daughter was really happy with the YA books. He told her what happened. She told him she is indeed not a fan of chick flicks.

Did someone ever recommend you a book that you definitely did not like at all? And which one was it?  Love to hear it! 

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Awkward conversations with non-readers: Part 4